Brownies For Breakfast...: The Hunger Games

I have a wedding in Cali, and I'm reading The Hunger Games while on the road this week. I'm sure I will have loads to say when I am finished. I really don't read many books because I get too into them and can't put it down to make lunch, to go to bed at a decent time, to vacuum etc. But since I'll be in the car for lots of hours I took Jodi's recommendation and started this book. I've heard great things so I'm excited. Who knows, maybe I'll make more time to read and control my consumption problem...or figure out how to wash dishes, cook and vacuum while reading.

favorite funny sayings

" Did you know if you eat TWO Oreos you will lay an egg?"
-Max- mommy, guess what! I have a new way of saying hello...I combine hell and no and that makes Hellno. Then I say oh Hellno to say hi to people cool huh! *Oh my goodness, he's so innocent and sweet, it's hard to explain some things to him!
The "whys" of a five year old are the best and the worst in public settings. "Mommy, WHY isn't my dad Iron Man?" ... And "Why don't we know if Frankenstein has a penis?... What mom, I don't know because they don't show it in the movie!" -Why why why do we have hair all over our bodies? -
*Gavin- "Hey mom, I saw this naughty book while I was at grandma's house, it had a naughty girl in it. I read it. This girl tried to touch a stove and that was naughty. She almost burned her hand. I'm glad I know not to do that." .....I'm so glad this story went the direction it did! Ha ha!):
-How do I ask a girl to marry me?
-Mom, how did I get the English in my head? -How am I going to get the Spanish in my head?
I can have more than two girlfriends huh?
-"Mom, let's talk about this guy for a minute, cuz I like him." Said while holding a picture of Jesus.
When I grow up I'm going to be a fireman and marry you mom.
Mom, we have two dollars, now we can both go to Disneyland!
You're a goofer bottle head!
Stupid is a bad word. Only bad guys say stupid. So don't say stupid, cause it's a bad word.
" My mom just likes Dr Pepper and lots of chocolate."
" I have a dangit cat."
"I'm just a dangit kid!"
Mommy, you need to stop talking to the brain inside my head!
Mom, look I have a "bum pocket, that is so funny!"
"mommy, I'm just getting the boogars out of my nose...Don't worry I won't eat them, I won't"
mom, you made yucky stuff for dinner again :(
My scissors kinda wanted to open it :)
mommy I can go swimming naked today- no you can't. But I play in the bath tub naked! It's against the rules, sorry bud. I'll just swim with my face naked then okay? Okay.
"I'm just not stinky today mom, I'm just not."
Mommy come look at this, I made you a peter pan treasure map! I hope his feelings aren't hurt after I wash my sheets this morning...‎
As I look through recipes max yells "those are just yuck mom, recipes are yuck!" " ooh I like a the cookie recipes, a mommy you can make a those cookie recipes"
mom, I wanna play wah- hee-haw! ... angry birds lol!
Ooh, mommy I want to watch the pretty princess mom movie!...me- ? he then proceeded to show me Snow White :)
mom, you can't wear a pants-skirt( denim skirt) to church, you need to look like a princess!
Max, I see your nakedness!
I do love it, I do
I wanna make bad choices!
It tastes like good
Please bless the chicken and the potatoes, but not the vegetables, I'm sorry I don't like vegetables...amen
"Mommy, where's your heart? I need to kiss it better"- Max after one of his monstrous tantrums.
"Grandma, close your eyes!....grandma's not closing her eyes...Josie(the dog) close your eyes! it's prayer time! ...I smell chicken" Love,Max
Amber's my friend mom, but Quincy's my girl
If ye love me...keep my maggots
mommy, don't break my balls. You can't break my balls, I won't lose my balls- nice public conversation with Max at the store:)
"Please stop tickling my teeth" ♥ Max
"Max is in big troubles, I better go to bed" said after dumping an entire pitcher of water into my purse:/
Gavin, I like your mom
mommy, I'm kinda white but your skin is glow-in-the-dark!
now you listen hear boy
mommy, you're so proud of me
I just want my mom
max-Mommy, let's go dancing! me-You want to dance? It's six in the morning but... max-No, dan-CING!!! I want another toothbrush:) me-You mean Dentist! max-ya, the dentsy ...apparently we have a word to work on:)
I like chocolate, I like it, I do
mommy, hurry and get dressed like a princess so we can go to church